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Poor Martha Stewart...

Discussion in 'Issues Around the World' started by Sierra Mike, Jan 27, 2003.

  1. Sierra Mike

    Sierra Mike The Dude Abides Staff Member

    I had the rather unpleasant circumstance of meeting Ms. Stewart in real life, while helping her ex-husband hang some lights in his home. While yours truly was perched atop an A-frame ladder affixing the lights, Ms. Stewart came in and began shrieking at her ex with invective powerful enough to peel paint and send sailors to the infirmary. Needless to say, she is a total bitch.

    So, it is with some personal pleasure I offer up the following:

    Martha darling, I do rejoice in your discontent, because you are a money whore who treats people like shit. And having witnessed this first-hand, I raise my glass in a pre-celebrationary toast to you losing another $400 million in potential revenues. Hopefully right into Shiny's retirement fund, where at least the cash could do someone some good.

    If you're interested in hearing the ultra-rich whine about hard times, click on Martha's Whinings. And, if you're interested in seeing this cash-strapped vampire in real lift, the house on the corner of North Avenue and Long Lots Road in Westport, CT belongs to her.

    SM
     
  2. midranger4

    midranger4 Banned

    Are you sure these aren't the ramblings of a jilted lover?

    You were doing her weren't ya Steve and the *handyman* story is just a front isn't it?
     
  3. Sierra Mike

    Sierra Mike The Dude Abides Staff Member

    Ick. I'd rather shoot myself in the nuts first.

    SM
     
  4. midranger4

    midranger4 Banned

    ROFLMAO :)

    Ok...I believe you ;)
     
  5. ShinyTop

    ShinyTop I know what is right or wrong!

    Shiny's retirement fund, ya, I like that. Get on this bandwagon!
     
  6. jfcjrus

    jfcjrus Veteran Member

    Yes, I'd read about this in a Boston Globe article.
    And, you know what struck me?
    For, what(?), approx $250,000 worth of stock, she's now out about $400million(?). Really?
    Although I've never personally cared for her, I had to give her some credit for her success.
    But, after this?
    Boy, did she misjudge what public perception (of her fans&stockholders) could do to her, or what?
    Minus $400million for being a dumbshit.
    What a country. I love it!

    Regards,
     
  7. Coot

    Coot Passed Away January 7, 2010

    I guess Martha will be reconsidering that Playboy offer :p
     
  8. Sierra Mike

    Sierra Mike The Dude Abides Staff Member

    EEEUUUUWWWWWWWW!!!

    SM
     
  9. midranger4

    midranger4 Banned

    One can only imagine how creative Martha has been with a razor and hot wax.

    :::BARF:::
     
  10. IamZed

    IamZed ...

    Damn! That was my first thought. I can just see the segment where she shows us her new Easter pattern.
     
  11. mikepd

    mikepd Veteran Member

    And I thought I was a perv. You people are downright SICK ;)

    Martha is a well known control freak who told a the foreman and owner of a house painting crew they would have to wear surgical type booties over their work shoes while on her property. They promptly declined the job.
     
  12. rowd

    rowd Spark Maker

    This is going to be Martha's new mag. cover pretty soon...................
     
  13. Robert Harris

    Robert Harris Passed Away Aug. 19, 2006

    What a bunc h of absolute bastards.
     
  14. Coot

    Coot Passed Away January 7, 2010

    Why Bob! She is quite a vixen...yes?
     
  15. Robert Harris

    Robert Harris Passed Away Aug. 19, 2006

    She's a woman. What do you expect?
    :p
     
  16. Misu

    Misu Hey, I saw that.

  17. Robert Harris

    Robert Harris Passed Away Aug. 19, 2006

    Wow! Misu speechless. A first, I think. :)
     
  18. mikepd

    mikepd Veteran Member

    Misu is speechless!!! * run for the nearest hardened shelter * ;)
     
  19. Robert Harris

    Robert Harris Passed Away Aug. 19, 2006

    Have no fear. She will recover from shock soon and then...

    I think I'll leave the country for a while.:)
     
  20. Fiona

    Fiona Veteran Member

    pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft :p (the pics were funny though)
     

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