Almost too good to be true, as John Poindexter is put in charge of the Total Information Awareness program, the protests begin. For those of you who don't know about the Total Information Awareness program, it is to be the world's most comprehensive database on individuals. That's you and me there bunky! Ah, but the protest you say. What are they doing to protest, you ask? How can we get the point across to Mr. Poindexter? Why we release as much of his personal information as can be found and boy, can it be found! Read all about it at this decidedly liberal site Morons.org because nobody could ever tell it better!