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FINALLY! Something Older Than Bob Harris

Discussion in 'Issues Around the World' started by Sierra Mike, Dec 17, 2002.

  1. Sierra Mike

    Sierra Mike The Dude Abides Staff Member

  2. Coot

    Coot Passed Away January 7, 2010

    That's an interesting read, and you are most certainly correct...the 2800 year old microbes are older than Bob, as I have it on good authority that Bob sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade ;)
     
  3. limeygit

    limeygit Assume Sarcasm...

    I think they were found in Shiny's comb...
     
  4. Robert Harris

    Robert Harris Passed Away Aug. 19, 2006

    Those microbes must be related to me. The report says:

    "They'll come back to life if you add water."

    Just what happens to me in the morning when I have had a bit too much to drink the night before.

    As to Jesus, I don't remember him from 3rd grade -- I was too busy trying to look down the dress of the girl in front of me to look behind me, though.
     
  5. ShinyTop

    ShinyTop I know what is right or wrong!

    Comb, what's a comb?
     
  6. Sunriser13

    Sunriser13 Knee Deep in Paradise

    "They'll come back to life if you add water."

    Ummm, sounds like those "sea monkeys" to me!! LOL!
     
  7. Robert Harris

    Robert Harris Passed Away Aug. 19, 2006

    You mean I am related to monkeys, too? Shit.
     
  8. limeygit

    limeygit Assume Sarcasm...

    That was the joke, you haven't needed one since those microbes were new. See I was trying, in one simple 8 words sentence, to insult both your age and your baldness. I am trying to economize my insults...
     
  9. mikepd

    mikepd Veteran Member

    Lazy Bugger ;)
     
  10. ShinyTop

    ShinyTop I know what is right or wrong!

    I am devastated.
     
  11. limeygit

    limeygit Assume Sarcasm...

    I think Matron has some special pills for that...
     
  12. IamZed

    IamZed ...

    A comb is a device for straightening the air near your skull, didnt you know that?
     

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