Through my employer's subscription, I get a daily opinion email at work entitled "Best of the Web" from the WSJ (a long way of explaining that I can't provide a link). It usually leads with a column by James Taranto. Today's is a beauty. He subtitled it How to become a millionaire by lamenting income inequality. By the way, this article reinforces the notion that in today's environment adjunct professors are the coolies of the higher education industry.