In a stunning upset of biblical proportions, Saddam Hussein's global strategy worked to perfection as he defeated four major nations without firing a shot. Russia, Germany and China conceeded after a minor skirmage while France phoned in their defeat when they realized that though they were not under attack it seemed like the natural thing to do. After 11 years of the UN trying to enforce resolutions for Saddam to disarm, it was decided to extend the job of hide and seek for many additional months. Rather than parking themselves down in one of Saddam's cities, ahh Palaces, and waiting for Iraq to present evidence of compliance, the Inspectors decided fun was more important than serious business. Hide and Seek is one of their favorite games. After covertly working behind the scenes Saddam was able to perform some amazing coups. Having Libya appointed to the Human Rights head and now working secretly to enable North Korea to head the non-proliferation agenda, Saddam's next caveat is to approach France to host the new site for the UN. Saddam's last remaining enemy, the United States, have been infiltrated by his 5th column headed by Hollywood stars and is slowly choking the current dictator George W Bush and his fascist cronies in a magnificent pincer movement of global and domestic dimensions. Saddam has re-iterated that after total world dominence, he will elect to retire and perhaps head the Hague Court. He plans to approach Jimmy Carter to replace current Dictator George W Bush as the new Peacekeeper of America. Let us rejoice and raise our united voices to our new leader and benefactor. Allah Akkbar!!!