View Full Version : FINALLY! Something Older Than Bob Harris
Sierra Mike
12-17-2002, 02:36 AM
Look Robaire, you're not so old after all!
2,800-Year-Old Frozen Microbes! (http://www.msnbc.com/news/848354.asp?vts=121620022200)
SM
That's an interesting read, and you are most certainly correct...the 2800 year old microbes are older than Bob, as I have it on good authority that Bob sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade ;)
limeygit
12-17-2002, 03:25 AM
I think they were found in Shiny's comb...
Robert Harris
12-17-2002, 10:06 AM
Those microbes must be related to me. The report says:
"They'll come back to life if you add water."
Just what happens to me in the morning when I have had a bit too much to drink the night before.
As to Jesus, I don't remember him from 3rd grade -- I was too busy trying to look down the dress of the girl in front of me to look behind me, though.
ShinyTop
12-17-2002, 10:08 AM
Comb, what's a comb?
Sunriser13
12-17-2002, 10:19 AM
"They'll come back to life if you add water."
Ummm, sounds like those "sea monkeys" to me!! LOL!
Robert Harris
12-17-2002, 11:06 AM
You mean I am related to monkeys, too? Shit.
limeygit
12-17-2002, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by ShinyTop
Comb, what's a comb?
That was the joke, you haven't needed one since those microbes were new. See I was trying, in one simple 8 words sentence, to insult both your age and your baldness. I am trying to economize my insults...
mikepd
12-17-2002, 09:01 PM
Lazy Bugger ;)
ShinyTop
12-17-2002, 09:02 PM
I am devastated.
limeygit
12-17-2002, 09:03 PM
I think Matron has some special pills for that...
IamZed
12-17-2002, 09:19 PM
A comb is a device for straightening the air near your skull, didn’t you know that?