Genes lead to promiscuity.

[Swamp Fox]

Aha! Now I know why you John-Kerry-supporting liberals have been stealing Strawberry - it's in your genes.

Can't use genetics as an excuse for anything, though - there's still free will. (http://www.economist.com/science/displayStory.cfm?story_id=3219879)

[Frodo Lives]

Shouldn't that be JEANS? Really tight, hip hugging jeans.