Steve
01-09-2004, 04:24 PM
Nicowater, eh? (http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/01/09/nicotine.water.ap/index.html). Frankly, I'm surprised this stuff is made in Kalifornia, original home of the second-class citizen movement (aka stop smoking movement). I'll be the ads are a real hoot:
"Kids! Worried about getting asthma, bronchitis, or emphysema from smoking cigarettes? Concerned about lung cancer? Well, fret no more! Drink Nicowater instead of smoking cigarettes and the only thing you'll need to be concerned about is how to maintain a healthy weight after you get stomach cancer! Yes, new and improved Nicowater now comes in flavors that suit your lifestyle! Watermelon, bubblegum, and menthol are just a few of the new, exciting choices available at your corner Kwiki Mart!"
"Kids! Worried about getting asthma, bronchitis, or emphysema from smoking cigarettes? Concerned about lung cancer? Well, fret no more! Drink Nicowater instead of smoking cigarettes and the only thing you'll need to be concerned about is how to maintain a healthy weight after you get stomach cancer! Yes, new and improved Nicowater now comes in flavors that suit your lifestyle! Watermelon, bubblegum, and menthol are just a few of the new, exciting choices available at your corner Kwiki Mart!"